About to be announced, and Our very own Professor Evan Van Hojo is called to deliver it.
Reporters from WRIZ flock around the podium, bombarding the representative with
questions...
Reporters: Professor!
Van Hojo!
::camera flash::
Hojo-sensei!
EVVY-BABY!
Hojo: All right, all right..what's with all these cameras and reporters?
Sephiroth, this had BETTER not be a surprise party!
Reporters: Professor!
Have you seen my lolly?
Who is Papa Smurf?
What was the rate of growth in the mitochondria...
Seph: ::wearing a press hat:: Surprise party? HA! Who'd wanna throw a surprise party for YOU,
old man? This is the State of the Onion Address, baka otousan!
Hojo: (thinks: Oh, Heaven above, please have mercy on me!) But, itsn't that supposed to be Union?
Seph: Nope! The card says Onion!
Reporter: ::camera flash:: Is it white or red?
Hojo: ::spaz out:: But doesn't Raditz have to do this instead? He's the big Kahuna of
Kat's heart! Not me!
Reporters: Boxers or breifs?
::camera flash::
Chicken or Spaghetti?
Pika pika kachuuu!!
Raditz: That's right, Hoji-chan! You're only the president of Kat's heart [for now, anyway]! And when you're President,
you hafta give the State of the Onion Address!
Hojo: (thinks: Why me?) Um...er...uh.. the onion is..um...crispy and in the freezer...?
Reporter: What's the shovel FOR? ::camera flash::
Hojo: Digging a snow tunnel and naming it "Bob"!
Reporter: What's your stance on welfare?
Hojo: NO WELFARE. The Shovel has spoken!
Shovel: No I haven't.
Hojo: ...Now you have...
Shovel: Aw, dangit!
THE END!
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